who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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