Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
me + whiskey = a bad person
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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