Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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