Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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