Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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