She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
