Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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