do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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