One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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