its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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