I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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