haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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