There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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