I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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