My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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