just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
