I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You can't just leave with hair like that
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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