i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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