You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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