u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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