I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
