: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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