if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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