what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
My balls are so social today.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Green mimosas i think yes
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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