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So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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