If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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