Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just high enough for therapy.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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Send help, water and tortillas.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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