Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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