i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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