so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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