She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I AM VODKA MAN
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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