how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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