mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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