im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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