South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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