If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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