we have officially mastered the walk of shame
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Randomize