Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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