As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just want nice things and good sex
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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