yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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