atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
foreskin is a definite game changer
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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