Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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