even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize