? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
