Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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