My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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