i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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