Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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