Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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