I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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