Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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