I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
either way he was missing a nipple.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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