i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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