so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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