But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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