he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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