That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
is it fun? or sober?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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