Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Randomize
