If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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