I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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