I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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